There's a new person in my life. I loved you before I even met you. His bris was this morning. I've never been to one before and it's pretty intense for a few seconds, then you get to celebrate and eat a lot of food after. You're going to be a great little kid. :) ♥
Best read of the year so far: 10 simple ways to save yourself from messing up your life. Don’t worry about about your personality. You don’t really have one. Thanks! What a relief!
Another great way not to mess up your life—have awesome friends and RIDE A BIKE. I did about 10.5 miles on my single speed on Saturday and about 9 miles fixed on the stationary bike at the gym today at 17/25 resistance. I'm beat, but it's worth it.
By the way. The weather? I love it. You people complaining about this "Uhhh, I don't know...this global warming shit." You shut up. Enjoy the fact that we didn't get shitty snow (which mean delays, nasty gray slush, black ice, and even more gross dog poop delight everywhere) and you never even had to break out your "oh shit, it's snowing H.A.M." down coat that makes you look like you're a walking sleeping bag. You actually want a long ass winter that bleeds into mid-April? No? Then shut your face. Chances are that this dreadful global warming will not even affect you in a devastating fashion in your actual lifetime (or maybe it will, and if it does, it will be a small world population), and if you wanted put in your affective two cents, then you would take up some sort of action against the big (energy) corporations in the world because the global economy is based on your and other people's needs and wants. It's supply and demand. I hope this summer is ridiculously hot so you can complain more about fucking global warming and blast your precious air conditioners while living in a first-world/most industrialized nation. Again, shut your face.
