I am 2 Dozen Years Old Today!

I got carded...again.
It's funnier when the dude selling you the ticket is younger than you.

Regular dozens, not baker's. Yay! It's my year as a work horse of society! (So is Obama, so double YAAAAAAY!!) Here are my birthday horoscopes (or as I like to say "horrorscope"):

am New York
Help support your partner this year, and she or he will come up with your structure. You need one, because you're going into full creative mode. You need someone to feed you when you forget. Be kind or this won't work out.

The New York Post
Disruptions of one sort or another are likely over the coming 12 months but according to your birthday chart you are in need of a change, so it's not really a cause for concern. You will find you have reserves of courage you never knew existed. [++]

NY Daily News
Happy birthday, Pisces! You have a colorful and sometimes eccentric personality. You adore being mysterious and can be a dreamer. This year, make a concerted effort to pinpoint your goals. Make a long-range plan for the year and adhere to it — with focus, you can achieve a great deal. This is also a great year for concentrating on your home and domestic life. [++++]

Eh, I buy them.

Plussssss...

Hot shit, I'm part of the cult!!