I Know You're Not That Cool

Which is the plain truth, but the good thing is that I live in Brooklyn, I willingly sleep on the couch when you are in town, I'll take you to some FAT eats, AND fulfill your "things to do in NYC while I'm here for the weekend" list (75%+), which although not an expert, I'm pretty good with the subway and Google Maps on iPhone. Welcome to your vacation, Conrad.

Lomzynianka.


Jimmy's Diner.


Skyline.


Rooftop after a long day of shopping.


For $10, you not only get to listen to live music the whole night, but you get 2 drinks. After 2 double whiskey's, all I can remember is: COOL DANISH GIRL! PIZZA! WALK! TURN THIS WAY! WHAT?


PING PONG? BEER! LET'S GO HERE! DIRTY VODKA MARTINI! EVERYONE HAS THE SAME TATTOOS! LET'S EAT MORE!! HOW'D I GET HOME?!


"Owned by Italians who hire Polish." You learn something new everyday.


We hit the beach, "snack" on fish tacos, and walk by a lot of houses with bulldozers in front. Looks like someone decided to work from home today.


Yup, that's the most interesting ad for a new condo on the subway!